This month zoomed pretty quickly…

Two weekends ago, I had my friend from Michigan visit -from Thursday to Sunday. Thankfully, he’d already done all the Hollywood Tourist stuff from his other times here so we didn’t need to do that. I don’t mind going to Universal but having to get out of the car and walk around "The Walk of Fame" is about as exciting as shampoo in my eyes. They have cleaned it up a little and it’s cool to see the 1st 10 times but after that….bleh!  

So we ended up just hanging out and it was fun. We went to see a movie [Forgetting Sarah Marshall–VERY FUNNY]. Coming out of the movie theater, Larry Flint was being pushed around and while in the crowd, almost ran over my friend. We also bumped into Jeff Beck that same day. 

Anyway…Last weekend, it was around 100 degrees. I had a major case of cabin fever….not really sure it’s cured. When it starts to become Summer-ish, I start thinking back to childhood Summers … I know I’ll never recapture those but it sure would be nice to try =) I think the key is PLANNING(something I’m lousy at).

Like…let’s say with this weekend coming up? Today being Wednesday, I should start thinking of something to do on Saturday rather than winging it. So what’s my plan? A: The Walk of Fame (just kidding) 

Ok…. So this is freaky ironic… sure i know celeb types like to golf…but today I ran into more. And they all seem to be connected.

John Lovitz was there golfing today…I didn’t talk to him. He had a look that sort of felt like "leave me alone" [So Justine and John were both on SNL…connected]

About 20 minutes in… fucking K-Fed showed up with a baseball hat and sunglasses. Who’s watching the kids??!?!?! [So Justine and K-Fed = Britney…connected.]

Gee, how many other Britney ex’s could i run into at the driving range? I don’t really keep up with too much of that stuff but it gets HAMMERED in our faces all the time… sort of hard not to know a little.

No, I didn’t talk to K-Fed.

Anyway…enough with the "celeb sightings"

I’m all sunburned…my golf swing is kicking ass though. 

So I’m at the driving range today trying not to suck at my golf swing. I’m there alone since I don’t really know too many people who golf…anyway…

The place isn’t too busy and I’ve just smacked my 1st bucket around and on to my 2nd. So I look up and Justin Timberlake walks up to the spot RIGHT in front of me and starts hitting away. It was really trippy. So for my 2nd bucket of balls I’m just trying my best not to suck ass…and of course, I started to suck even more. Eventually we talked…I think I basically told him that his SNL skits are some of the best …he seemed nice. I really didn’t say too much more than that …he was there by himself (as most people are, at the driving range). Very surreal though.

I’ve told a few friends about this via text message after i left the driving range and some of the replies i’ve got back were:

1. are you bringing sexy back now?

2. did you guys start dancing around and sing "Dick in a Box"? 

3. Did the air smell like Britney Spears? 

I’m sure the comments will continue on for a good 48 hours.