You’ve Got Mail
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005…wait…let me rename that title to "You’ve Got[an idiot who delivers your] Mail".
For the last 3 days, none of the people who live in my building have been getting any snail mail. And so…I called the FINE folks at the post office and they told me the mail person LOST the KEY to get in our front door.
I know accidents happen [I can forgive that]but what really annoys me most is that I was told… that I was the 1st person in my building to call about this. Second most annoying part of this is…I was told "Now that we know there’s a problem, we’ll look into it". My response was…"Well, how did you know the guy lost the key if you didn’t know there was not a problem?" The real accident here is that the person’s parents who i was speaking to on the phone, forgot to use a condom.
I’m going to stop writing about this before I show my super evil side….or maybe I already did.
