File this under "you’ve GOT to be fucking kidding me!"

REFILE under "The fastest growing Urban Legend " below:

Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”

Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.

“This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,” Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. “America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.”

Robertson added that other tragedies of the past several years can be linked to Degeneres’ growing national prominence. September, 2003, for example, is both the month that her talk show debuted and when insurgents first gained a foothold in Iraq following the successful March invasion. “Now we know why things took a turn for the worse,” he explained.

In order to avoid further tragedy, Robertson called not only for the Television Academy to find a new heterosexual host, but to bar all homosexuals and bisexuals from taking part in the ceremony.

Well SHIT…If they actually DID bar all homosexuals, bisexuals, try-sexuals, there would only be a handful of people allowed to go. I just KNOW the Bravo Channel is next on the list of Hurricane targets-they better start preparing for the wake of destruction and hand of god!

I’ve been trying to avoid politics, religion on my blog but I’m just passing this info along… you all can judge for yourselves the extreme degree of ignorance in this ASSHOLE’S Pat Robertson’s statement. I’d like to think the only reason he gets ANY PRESS is because what he says is so utterly stooopid that people can’t help but report it, but the sad truth is…the guy has MILLIONS of viewers.

Those damn lesbians…i just knew they were going to destroy the world!

[disclaimer: There is nothing wrong with being religious but claiming 1 lesbian is the cause of hurricanes and 9-11 is retarded no matter you look at it.]