This Little Piggy
Take a second and check out the new "blog of the week" that’s over on the sidebar of this site. Yes, by clicking it…it does make people want to rent this blog a little more. That’s how the game is played…so click that sucka’ 
or not.
In all seriousness though, If you do not click that box…15 gorillas will haunt your family for generations to come and your next child will be born without fingernails.
The story goes, about a year ago, when someone did not click the link, they walked away with a gypsy curse…Ok, i’m being silly, but DO check out Jeremy C. Shipp’s work. I SO enjoyed his photo-comics. You can see more of those when you scroll down on his blog. Above is just a small taste of some of that. Enjoy :) [And Thanks for Renting the Blog Jeremy].
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I broke my toe last night after playing hockey. I sure wish I could say that it was broken by some glorious hockey super powered move, but the sad and pathetic truth is… After the game, as I was taking off my hockey gear I just stubbed my foot on the ground. I guess This Little Piggy is going to be in a little pain for a while…not much anyone can do for a broken toe. I know, it’s sick looking…sorry.
On the funny side, this blog STILL gets tons of Google hits from people who are searching for Toes and that crazy fetish known as Shrimping …so perhaps this broken toe photo is making someone feel all tingly in their Love Organ right now? I sure hope not but GOD that is funny!
I know I haven’t been blogging daily but I’m trying to hit the mark of 3-4 times a week. Truth be told, between Podcasts I want to hear, Blogs I want to read, and porn sites I mean, my love life…I hardly have time to check in on everything daily. And so, I usually end up going to someone’s blog and playing catch-up for a week. I suppose the best way to know when there’s a new entry is to join the little mailing list thingy. All that does is email you the Subject of the journal entry and you can decide for yourself if it’s something you want to read or just ignore. And without sounding too much like a sales pitch, you can leave the mailing list any time. I won’t cry over it …much
Okay… Hope your week is starting out to be a good one. Now go click the Tenant Renting my Blog before the curse sets in 
Shrimping v.
Definition: To suck on someone’s toes or have your toes sucked.
d’oh! you beat me to it…. you posted this while I was on google “discovering” shrimping. apparently, it has nothing to do with boats. LOL
And now my *Forrest Gump Bubba Gump Shrimp Boat with Lieutenant Dan* have a whole new meaning LOL
of course, Dan didn’t have any legs or toes at the end of the movie so i guess i can watch the movie again and not be too freaked out
shrimping???
*runs to google* LOL
if you type in *”shrimping toes”* in google..my site is the 1st to pop up LOL
GAWD!
LOL well, on the bright side, with all the new hits, you might increase your fan base. Just keep your shoes on. =)
in 2005 alone…
the phrase “shrimping toes” gave my site 96 hits. It’s silly…but funny
I wonder if “oyster shooters” has any kinky connotations? … um… that I don’t know about, that is… sorry for the broken pedal digit, but shouldn’t you tape it to a popsicle stick or the neighboring one or something…?
*oyster shooters*…that sounds like it could but i’m trying not to think about that one too hard LOL
I’m not sure there is much anyone can do for a broken toe…perhaps if it were the big toe i wouldn;t be able ot walk but these little ones? who needs ‘em…i’m thinking i might just cut it off and be done with it
KIDDING
is the broken toe going to keep you off the ice until it heels… um… heals? or are you going to play through the pain? of course, a certain amount of pain might make you more aggressive in hockey…
naw…the ice with numb the toe and i wont be able to feel it
I should just play with one skate
Your toe is NOT broken. It’s dead. You’re going to have to cut it off before the gangrene spreads through your left leg, then down your right leg, and finally down your third leg.
By the way, your knowledge of 8 track technology means at least one of three things:
1. you have an 8 track player which desperately needs it’s heads cleaned
2. you wish you still had an 8 track player and are upset that you broke yours and/or your 8 tracks don’t play anymore
3. you’re jealous of the incredible sound quality and babe magnet that your now non-existent 8 track player would have brought you today and is instead now bringing me. Except, change the “babe” to “dude” or “hot guy.” Your choice.
At least I know what you’re getting next Kwanza.
LOL i’ve already got 3 emails from people asking me now about all the knowledge of 8-track players I have with confusion.
[Those curious, this is from a comment I left of her blog about how the quality of 8-track needs to return]
Your 8-track player will for sure be a *dude-magnet* for you
Sorry to hear you broke your toe…..no curses for the Haddocks - I’ve done my clickin!
I haven’t seen an 8 track in years. They were in in thing when I was a lot younger!
see what happened, when i didn’t click on it…the *broken toe curse*
I used to run the mail order for poet/songwriter Rod McKuen a few years ago…he used to have a bunch of things in storage like old 8-tracks….it was really trippy to hold them in my hands. Of course, we sold LP’s too so it was total 1970’s flashback
Thanks for being my e-landlord for the week, and thanks for the plug. It’s plugtastic. I’ll be praying to the toe gods for you.
Thanks Jeremy, I just hope it brings you some nice visits and more readers
that puppet thing cracked me up!
Your toe looks nastier than mine. I broke my big toe on Sunday night but I’m stuck taping it to its next door neighbor and wearing a funny little boot. Oh and I’m stuck on crutches too.
I have a brother who had his Big toe taken off in an accident at the Detroit airport….he hopped away with a big chunk of change in his pocket because of it…i’m told it was the largest settlement for the time.
the down side? he had to learn how to walk all over again…i’m told the big toe is the important one.
my toe looks much worse than it really is ..little pain andf gross looking but i can still play hockey so i’m good..
hope you get well soon
Ick, feet.
I feel for you, I think I’ve had at least three broken toes in my lifetime & I just tape the suckers up. And hobble.
I’d offer to use the magical powers of motherhood to kiss it & make it better, but like I already said…
Ick, feet.
i feel like i should change my last name to Flintstone
yeah…my toes are creepy LOL
AND LONG…i have one toe that look like a finger LOL
i must pearn to play the piano with it
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HA!!!! SWEET!!! LOVE IT!