Smokey and Kato
Tonight, I’m going to a dinner party in Santa Monica. Should be fun…the guy who’s having it I met at that cool Beverly Hills party i blogged about not too long ago(Jay). You know…the one were we almost crashed Burt Reynolds’ party that was happening right across the street.
Speaking of Burt… I think he needs to sue his plastic surgeon. I AM a Burt Fan but whoever the Nip and Tuck person was that turned him into a walking mummy needs to be re-circumcised.
To quote awefulplasticsurgery.com
"Burt Reynolds has one of the worst face lifts in the history of Hollywood. His face is stretched so tight that he looks Asian (no, that’s not racial slur); Burt is after all a white guy. Plastic surgery is supposed to enhance your looks not change your ethnicity!"
My guess and hope…is that in a few years…gravity will make him look a little more like himself again. I suppose it’s just good to see him still doing films. Rock on Burt!
Well, I should start getting ready.

Does this mean you think Burt should go get dis-Oriented?
hahahah…yeah…i have a plan to tie weights to his face…or send him to a planet closer to the sun maybe
But the Questions is… Does Burt look like a YOUNGER asian?
(”… dis-Oriented…” LOL I just LOVE it!)
hmmm…I don’t mean this to sound harsh but he does look like he’s made of wax or something….it’s just scary.
I think at a certain age, plastic surgery needs to cease. There is such thing as aging gracefully, and a lot of the older plastic surgery patients just look freaky, not younger.
Have fun at the party. Drink a few for me.
yeah…a good example is Sean Connery…i’m sure Connery might have had some work done…but not stretched back to the point where he has no facial expression
I disagree, Bob… Sir Connery would never have any facial work done–not even botox. If so, I’d be greatly disappointed.
“Jap Anus for 400, Alex!”
i’m not sure…if he has had any..it’s hardly noticable.
i think he might have had some eye work…but that’s just a guess.
I have this wonderful quote of Bob Gentry talking about aging men, women and Sean Connery in my email database. (:
I can´t really see where Burt Reynolds would have needed a face job in the first place… but he is not that scary compared to some others.
you should see him in HD TV

he’s not THAT scary ..there are worse but I can’t think of too many men where it’s that obvious other than Michael Jackon
Funny, I was actually going to cite Sean Connery as an example. Girls of all age dig Connery.
yeah the old joke is…(and i didn’t make this up)
“Men grow old and start lookig like Sean Connery…Women grow old and start looking like Sean Connery too”
Since you know where he lives, maybe you could drop a note in his mailbox? Something subtle…like, “Jesus Christ Burt! You are so fucking creepy looking! Where the hell did you get your plastic surgery done? Roswell, New Mexico?”
And I don’t think his is the worst. Have you seen Joan Rivers? She is pulled back so tight she has chest hair!
But I must admit, I had full facial plastic surgery done about 10 years ago…a nose job, chin implant and a major pullback. I hate the scars behind my ears. They are so huge that everytime I get a haircut the barber jabs his scissors into the bumpy scar tissue. Ouch! Not worth it.
You don’t look like you’ve been mummified though.
I see nothing wrong with going under the knife if the end result makes you feel better about yourself…i just have a hard time sitting back and thinking that Burt is looking at himself in the mirror right now and thinking “i look 29 again!”
This has absolutely nothing to do with your current post, but I just wanted to compliment you on the new design. I must have spent 20 minutes moving my cursor up and down the list on the front page. Just so I could watch you move all over.
Then, by the time it stopped being fun, I only really had time to tell you what I thought of the new design.
oh you mean on the Flash Page?

that was fun to make…I had to take a photo for each menu point and at the time i wasn’t sure how many there were going to be…there’s a new verion of Flash coming out and i’m wondering what sort of trick i can do with it
Quote by Weebl:
That´s what you can do with the new Flash
SWEET….i can’t wait to get it! There still so much to learn in MX.
No doubt, it’s one of the most interesting sites I’ve been at. Thanks!
your website is wonderfull. i’ll come visit again.