The Bob Gentry Journal

According to CNN.com:

Actor Colin Farrell is suing a woman for allegedly trying to distribute and profit from a sex tape.
"Farrell, 29, accuses Nicole Narain of trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary. The two had an intimate relationship 2 1/2 years ago and both agreed that the 15-minute tape that shows the couple having sex would be jointly owned by them and would remain private, according to the suit."

Um…I have a few thoughts here:

This sounds more like a Press Release.

Why was it important to say how many minutes the tape was?

Dude, 2 and 1/2 years ago, you were a working actor…If you make a sex tape, it’s pretty much GUARANTEED to get out there….Was that the plan?

This is just in time for the his new film The New World.

There’s a million jokes here and I will expect to hear all of them on The Tonight Show for the next 3 months.

My website is going to get a ton of hits because I now have the words "Collin Farrell Sex Tape" searchable through google on my blog [Note: If you came here looking for his sex tape, If you buy my CD, you just might find a hidden message on the disc on how to get your own copy of Collin's porn]—KIDDING

Well, I’m sure this will be on the internet soon enough….Sorry Collin. I really doubt this will hurt his career though…I just hope he doesn’t show up in the next Carl’s Jr. Commercial

I really have no bad opinion of people who tape themselves having sex…But my god man, be sure you’re the one who keeps the TAPE!